There's Something in the Air ... and I just got a Whiff.

Comin' to you live from MacWorld Expo 2008 in sunny San Francisco, Ca. This years slogan is "There's Something in the Air" and I'll tell you what, it fits. Do these tech geeks ever think about personal hygiene and eating healthy? By the smells I've been confronted with on the showroom floor, I don't think so. I think they need to rename the expo JackWorld, cause it's really just about masturbating over the latest shiny little gadget Steve Jobs whips outta his pants. 6 months down the line the thing everybody has been jizzing and drooling over is tossed out like a downtown street corner whore. I've been seeing a buttload of demos on all the latest software wizardry, ipod and iphone nonsense, tips, tricks and bullshit. But come on', what's really on everybody's mind is "What's the porn capabilities of that bad boy?"