Barry Bonds' Balls

Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Dodger Stadium, Section 110, Row Y, seats 5-8. History will be made.

Operation Barry Balls Checklist:
mace
decoy balls
Greek fisherman's net
cop mustache and cop shades
binocs
duel foghorn
cutty sark flask w/maker's mark inside
stinkbombs
megaphone
baseball gloves



Dear Barry Bonds,
If you read this, please, for the love of God, for the love of all that is holy, for the love of your big ass meat head, pummel one over to section 110, Row Y, seats 5-8, and then pay us a million dollars to give it back.

Thank you,
Skeet, Sara Kaye, J.G. & Bethany